Parody from Young Chartists. Currently student unions want students punished if they use the pronouns “he” and “she” for being judgemental.
They are demanding that 56 genders be recognised. There are also disturbing campaigns for old men to use ladies’ toilets, even though young girls are there.
There also those campaigning for society to respect that they were born in the wrong species, that they are really a cat or dog, etc.. There is “cat-kin”, “dog-kin”, now we introduce “zombie-kin”.
Some mornings people identify as partially-dead, especially if they had a few to drink the night before.
The persecution by employers of zombie-kins on days we feel less energetic is outrageous. You must accept this state, and also its fluidity.
As a zombiekin, it’s a struggle each day, with the ever craving for fresh raw brains, and the how the statist society rejects me. For centuries we have been persecuted, mocked by humanity, and the laws must change to provide tolerance.
Even now, there is a TV series called the Walking Dead, where humans rise up and murder many of my brethren for simply pursuing their needs, but we are pleased to see the zombies are winning.
University campuses are known for intolerance, recently escorting gay rights activism award winner Milo off campus in America, with rocket bombs and rocks.
This year, we mean to stand for the student union positions. It is time for universities to have a Zombie Rights Officer, and to celebrate ZombieHistoryMonth.
#ZombieLivesMatter #StatismSucks #ZombieHistoryMonth #ZLM
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